the rawness up close ➝ dolce & gabbana fall 2013
vampires who go to college for a history degree b/c they weren’t paying attention and want to know what they missed over the last 5 centuries
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Yes, but what about the vampires that were newly turned and want to study history so that they can talk with older vampires and not feel left out. Or the ones that want to pretend that they are super old to freak people out then when someone asks how long they’ve been a vampire that can be like “Like 5 years dude”
“How old are you?”
“17.”
“How long have you been 17?”
“Like four months.”
every other youtuber: *channel inevitably dies due to scandal*
jenna marbles: “we found out that my dog has a soap fetish, so here’s him reviewing different soap brands + we made him bed out of soap bars”
horses could destroy all the cars in the world by kicking them full strength with their hind legs and then we’d have to go back to using horses to go everywhere. it’s a good thing they can’t read this post and do it though